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Wednesday, November 01, 2006, 8:22 PM

Dirty/Normal Joke???

Uncle Jann explaining sex to his nephew, Dillon ...

Dill : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
Uncle Jann : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Dill : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
Uncle Jann : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feelbetter than your finger, right ?
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Dill : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
Uncle Jann : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone comeover and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Dill : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
Uncle Jann : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
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Dill : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are makinglove?
Uncle Jann : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
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Dill : Why is making love carried out in private ?
Uncle Jann : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and digyour nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Dill : Wah ...... Uncle Jann, you are very good.
Uncle Jann : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore [Geylang] and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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